Alligator Jokes for Kids

Alligator jokes about detectives, card games and fast food with a head start.

Jokes to read aloud

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An in-vest-igator.

Why don't alligators like fast food?
It's too hard to catch.

What's an alligator's favourite card game?
Snap.

What do you call an alligator with a map?
A navi-gator.

What do you call an alligator who waters the garden?
An irri-gator.

What did the alligator write on its birthday card?
Have a snappy birthday!

Why did the alligator carry a camera?
It wanted to take some snapshots.

Try the wordplay

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