Sheep cartoon

Read these sheep jokes with a friend, your family or your class. Pause after each question and see who can guess the playful answer.

Jokes to read aloud

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters

Why did the sheep refuse to pay full price?
It didn't want to get fleeced.

Where do sheep get their wool cut?
At the baa-baa shop!

Where do sheep take a bath?
In a baa-th tub.

How did the sheep turn its bicycle around?
It made a ewe-turn.

What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
The Wool Street Journal

What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
A wrap-around sweater

What did the sheep say after practising the piano?
That was not baa-d!

Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the baaaaaahamas.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A Candy Baa.

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to Ewe!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
"Fleece Navidad!"

How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
Don't be silly, sheep can't knit!

What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?
A baaaa-boon!

What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-lerina!

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
A shhhheep!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.

What is a sheep's favourite snack?
A granola baa-r.

What did the first sheep say to the other sheep?
After ewe

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