Rhinoceros Jokes for Kids

Ready for a rhino-sized giggle? These rhinoceros jokes play with horns, shadows and silly school days.

Jokes to read aloud

How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card.

Why did the rhino fail its driving test?
It kept using its horn instead of the brakes.

Why did the rhino stay out of the china shop?
It had read the reviews about the bull.

What is as big as a rhino but weighs nothing?
Its shadow.

What is more surprising than a talking rhino?
A spelling bee.

What did the rhino ask the furniture shop?
Does this chair come in rhinoceros?

Why did the rhino join the school band?
It already had a horn.

What did the rhino say when its friend told a joke?
That was rhino-mite!

Try the wordplay

Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.

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